Tissue Queens Review

Forget wet t-shirts to get your rocks off, because Tissue Queens has something totally better in mind. Of course, it is a little bizarre, but it's also a lot sexier than perhaps I might have first imagined.

What we have here is a somewhat non-nude site. I say somewhat because the wet tissues cover the chicks breasts and beavers are a bit translucent, so you can see more than most non-nude sites might allow. Still, the full package is barely visible, which does make this site one huge tease.

If you want to divert your attention, then you can explore four bonus sites that come with the TissueQueens membership. NaughtyPaige, YummyLee, LilEmily and RearFrontier are the four sites, but before you do there are 56 sets of photos and 14 movies that'll titillate you. There aren't any content dates though and as far as I can tell, there hasn't been an update in quite a while.

In any case, it's still a teasingly different and enjoyable site. Galleries contain an average of 80 photos that can be downloaded in .zip files or view in a slideshow. The babes start off fully clothed, pulling up their shirts but never quite revealing their titties and pushing down their pants to expose their fannies. Eventually the clothing comes off, but strategically placed over their boobs and pussies, and even their fannies, are wet tissues. Normally, the tissues lie flat across the chicks' boobs, so you can always get a good glimpse of their nipples. However, tissues aren't as snug on their pussies, so you can barely see the lips. The 1600x1066 resolution is fabulous and while you choose the size of the thumbnails, there aren't any additional size options for the photos.

I was happy that there were a few videos to drool over and again, these are non-nude. The 1400kbps 1280x720 Windows Media Videos are around five minutes long and can be streamed or downloaded. A music track replaces the natural voices or sounds of the chicks, but then they don't talk or anything, so it doesn't matter much. They do strike poses and dance around and the films are well edited. In fact, the films I watched seemed like teasing music videos. The resolution is great and the chicks, all of them sexy can really move their bodies in such tauntingly sexy ways that it's sure to stir something in your groin.

Final Verdict

Unique and exceedingly original, Tissue Queens will appeal to non-nude fans looking for something out of the ordinary. However, you will have to suffice with mostly photos on this site. There are merely a half dozen movies and even if they are teasingly sensual, from the look of the updates, it's unlikely more will be added any time soon.